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Aug 27, 2014 / 50,455 notes
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
Aug 27, 2014 / 16,899 notes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 277,950 notes

a-storm-for-every-spring:

creamy-fraiche:

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

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Aug 27, 2014 / 637,232 notes

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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Aug 27, 2014 / 344,231 notes

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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Aug 27, 2014 / 229,559 notes

My class today

  • Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
  • Students: He likes her!
  • Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
  • Students: That is just how boys are.
  • Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
  • Students: Oh, that's not okay.
  • Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
  • Students: Oh.
  • Me: Oh, is right.
Aug 26, 2014 / 47,637 notes

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

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Aug 24, 2014 / 9,579 notes

orangeitnblack:

i need to know the pork chop story

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Aug 21, 2014 / 18,371 notes

poindexterious:

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when your parents force you to go to a family gathering

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impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg
Aug 21, 2014 / 293,490 notes

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

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